I’m A Sugar Doll Baby!!

by The Mayor!

Birthday funny quotes image Imagine the Google search hits I’ll get with THAT title…pervs…& before I jump in to it, I want to wish my fabulous sister, Life Coach Lynn, a wonderful & blessed birthday today! Check her out over at The Drink Guy, she’s great with the advice…years of training, having ME for a little sister! (That’s right CB, you’re not the only ”online” family out there!)

On With The Show…

Sigh. How quickly that Prom “high” fades away, becoming but a dreamy memory. Or maybe a hazy one, if you overindulged in that punch I spiked. I gotta say though, a room full of sexy Moms, kid free & cuttin’ loose, can make for a pretty wild night! I’m not naming any names…nor do I kiss & tell…but there was definitely some table dancing, a lot of cherry chapstick, a couple of cat fights over Prom Queen, & a group of streakers crashed the dance floor during Prince’s “1999”, trying to party like it was. I’m pretty sure it was the “Royal Court”…they know who they are! On top of that, someone threw Queen funny quote image up in the limo afterwards, & the hotel called the cops on us when the TV got tossed off the balcony at the after party. I myself, of course, am far too smart to get caught up in that sh**…the moment rumour spread of cops coming, I kicked off my heels & ran like hell…& hopefully there’s no photos circulating on the internet to thwart my claims of innocence. What happens at Prom should stay at Prom. But now that my corsage has wilted, my heel is broken, God only knows where my purse is & my dress is in a crumpled heap on my closet floor awaiting the next trip to the dry cleaners, it’s time to move on.

Rockin’ The Red Carpet!

I did mention another award for The Mayor of Crazy Town, but have not yet had the chance to properly acknowledge, & thank, the fabulous chickie who bestowed this honour upon me. Sadly, with my dress in a crumpled heap, & my heel broken, I am forced to give this thank you speech in my usual frumpy mom attire & my skull sneakers. Deal with it.

Sugar Doll Award!

Ummmm, wow, this was so unexpected, I’m completely unprepared! Of course, I have to thank Rockin Mommi for passing on such a fabulous award, & my kids, I’d be nowhere without my kids, they are the heart & soul of Crazy Town! And ummmmm, I want to thank my parents for…well, I dunno, I think you’re supposed to in an acceptance speech right?? And to all of my readers, again, Crazy Town would be nothing without you! Thank you guys, thank you so much, I love you all! And ummmm, oh, well crap, they’re playing the music, so I guess I’m done here! Thank you again, really, this will be going on my sidebar the second I get it back to Crazy Town!

Of course, as with any award, the idea is to pay it forward! Here’s “the rules”…

1. Thank the person who gave it to you!
2. Share 10 things about yourself
3. Pass the award along to 10 bloggers who you have recently discovered and who you think rock!
4. Contact the bloggers and let them know you’ve picked them for the award.

Bitch funny image quote I’m not a big one for following the rules, but I’ll do my best! #1. Done. #2. I revealed ME, isn’t that enough you ingrates?? #3… I most definitely have some new chickies I’ve discovered recently that are deserving of this honour…in no particular order, absolutely Sugar Doll babes…

Crazy Brunette Chick…not for the faint of heart, but holy crap I love her trash talkin’ & ballsy attitude!

Mommyologist…HELL yeah, it’s a bribe to get my hands on that crown! Kidding, any chick who can up with the whole Sexy Mom thing is worthy of all the accolades I can bestow! She’s bringin’ sexy back…YEAH!

Taming Insanity…cause she’s totally one of us dudes! Well, she’s definitely one of “me”…must be that Pisces thing…

The Random Blogette…she’s some kinda fun when she’s doing her drunken pirate (though I can neither confirm nor deny that the pirate was the one who puked in the limo), & if she gets to 100 followers, she has agreed to a Vlog challenge…chosen by the 100^th follower!

Redheadlaw7…THIS is a Sugar Doll…who can totally kick ALL our asses! We can all be grateful she didn’t attend Prom, if she didn’t take the crown from the simple fact that she’s a smokin’ hot redhead (& buff baby!), she’d just be able to TAKE IT, period!

Yeah, I know, that’s only 5, I’m such a bad ass rebel rule breaker. Frankly, I could list 20 bloggers who rock without taking a breath, but these are the fabulous chicks I have recently discovered…as per THE RULES dude! Have you noticed how the whole Prom thing has reverted me back to my teenaged ’80’s lingo?? WTF is up with THAT?? Like, totally gnarly! Is that why those jackass producers Rules don't apply funny quote are giving me the “wrap it up” finger swirl, & the band is playing again?? Apparently that’s it for this year’s Sugar Doll awards. Congrats to all the winners, I hope you enjoy your new blog bling! Good night, & have a safe evening! (And I’d advise against throwing a TV off the hotel balcony if you head out to celebrate…trust me, orange is NOT a good colour on any woman! That’s what I get for partying with a Crazy Brunette & a drunken pirate f**k!)…seriously though, good times!!