Martha Stewart Mommy is the Mayor of Crazy Town

@$#*%! Friday!…Beauty Or Brains?

The Mayor! — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 04:22:15 +0000

This is seriously getting out of hand. Such a cop out to be doing Wordless Wednesday & Friday funnies, with absolutely nothing of substance in between! Not that I haven’t tried to fit the odd post in here & there, but the universe continues to conspire against me. By the time I travelled home, unpacked, [...]

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Wordless Wednesday: The Travel Edition!

The Mayor! — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 00:23:25 +0000

Geez Louise, I almost missed another Wordless Wednesday! Dudes, totally NOT my fault! The last two Mondays have been completely off routine for me, causing Tuesday to seem like Monday & throwing me off for the rest of the week! I only just realized, as I logged in to write a regular post, that it’s [...]

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Is It Friday Already??

The Mayor! — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 23:03:49 +0000

I just didn’t have it in me to stand up Mr. Linky today…or The Empress! But I’m hitting the road with the kidlets for a long weekend over the border, so I have got to keep it short. I know, you’re thinking to yourself, “But self, doesn’t The Mayor have a habit of attracting stranger [...]

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The Next Contestant…

The Mayor! — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 04:43:55 +0000

Crap. I actually missed Wordless Wednesday. That’s a new one. And honestly, this little hiatus of mine is completely unintentional, I’ve just found myself wrapped up in other things of late. But I’m here now! So anywho, there I was tonight, watching my first season of American Idol since the very first season. I just couldn’t help [...]

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@$#*%! Friday!…They’re Here!

The Mayor! — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 04:25:34 +0000

Ah, Friday! That glorious day of the week that signals the arrival of those 48 hour whirlwinds that are my weekends…& all of the noise, mess, & chaos that comes part & parcel with the storm that is my children blowing through the house for 2 straight days. It’s also the day that I have [...]

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A Haunting In Crazy Town…

The Mayor! — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 05:44:32 +0000

The Following Account Is Based On Actual Events… My house is haunted. Given the “prankster” nature of these incidents, I can only assume it’s a poltergeist. It started innocently enough, little things really. In a house with 4 kidlets, they were the type of thing one could easily dismiss as being the handiwork of one brat [...]

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Wordless Wednesday: Too Cool For You Edition!

The Mayor! — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 01:53:42 +0000

I’m so glad it’s Wordless Wednesday, ’cause I got nothin’ lately! Happy Wordless! Signed, The Mayor! Wordless Wednesday: Too Cool For You Edition! is a post from: Mayor of Crazy Town

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@$#*%! Friday! Baby You’re A Firework!

The Mayor! — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 04:21:28 +0000

Have you seen the newest Katy Perry video yet? Firework? I’m actually not big on music video’s here in Crazy Town…far too racy nowadays, & not what I want my young kids being exposed to. Hard enough to raise 3 daughters in a society that wants to determine their worth based on their sexuality, simply [...]

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Wordless Wednesday: Reality Bites Edition!

The Mayor! — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 01:21:54 +0000

I know, last week I said I was done with all of the holiday themed Wordless Wednesday’s, at least until February & the arrival of Valentine’s Day…which I look forward to only to bash the crap out of it. But I just couldn’t resist sharing these with you today, after finding a whole slew of [...]

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Dancing With Myself…

The Mayor! — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 04:05:15 +0000

Well, three days in & still no sun, sand, or Cabana Boy bearing margaritas…what the hell is up with that??!! Sigh. Thankfully, despite the lack of sunshine & fruity umbrella drinks, I’m diving back in to the realities of daily life fairly relaxed & well rested. Not that I anticipate that lasting much longer than [...]

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