Martha Stewart Mommy is the Mayor of Crazy Town

I’m A Sugar Doll Baby!!

The Mayor! — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 06:19:05 +0000

Imagine the Google search hits I’ll get with THAT title…pervs…& before I jump in to it, I want to wish my fabulous sister, Life Coach Lynn, a wonderful & blessed birthday today! Check her out over at The Drink Guy, she’s great with the advice…years of training, having ME for a little sister! (That’s right [...]

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The Mayor Comes Out Of The Closet!!

The Mayor! — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 23:18:39 +0000

…in her finest $10 bargain of the century clearance rack dress to attend the Mom Sexy prom 2010!…my FIRST PROM EVER! The Mayor: Unveiled…. That’s right people, the planets have aligned, the tea leaves have been read, & the Magic Eight Ball has proclaimed, “All signs point to yes!”. The Mayor is stepping out, in all her [...]

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@$#*%! Friday!

The Mayor! — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 05:00:46 +0000

Yet another week draws to a close, & with it, the realization that I have passed my 150th post…as a matter of fact, this makes 154, not including my other content. It’s been 173 days since Crazy Town first opened it’s borders to the general public. Obviously I’ve taken my position as Mayor quite seriously…& [...]

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Parenting Truths Revealed…

The Mayor! — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 07:09:05 +0000

Things “They” Never Tell You… As I make my way through the minefield of parenting, I have come to realize that there are far too many things no one ever bothers to tell you…BEFORE you have kids. It’s highly possible that these secrets are so closely guarded as to ensure the survival of the species. Whether [...]

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Wordless Wednesday: Kiss My Ass Edition!

The Mayor! — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 02:22:56 +0000

Wordless Wednesday is back, & with it, yet another theme edition! See if you can guess what it is! In my hours spent browsing thousands of images, I often come across pictures or quotes I simply cannot pass up. However, I don’t always find occasion to fit them in to a post. This is the [...]

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Miley Offends, & Edward Sparkles!

The Mayor! — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 05:53:29 +0000

Time once again for Kristi’s Live and Love…Out Loud ONHD Tuesday’s! Be sure to pop over, join in, blog it, post it, link it, & visit around as she gives us free rein to vent & bitch under the guise of tongue-in-cheek fun! Miley Cyrus hit the stage to open the Much Music Video Awards Sunday night, [...]

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The Gift Of A Daughter…

The Mayor! — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 05:25:46 +0000

An open letter to my daughter… My third child, & second daughter, is turning seven today. As she rejoices in being one step closer to getting out from under me, & having the ability to wear, do, say whatever she wants, I will be rejoicing in all she brings to my heart & my life. You [...]

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@$#*%! Friday!

The Mayor! — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 04:11:37 +0000

Yep, it’s @$#*%! Friday again…where DOES the time go??!! And even though you know that I know that you know that I know that right about here is where I’ll throw some lame ass excuse about how crazy busy my week has been, I’ll say it anyways, even though it goes without saying by now, [...]

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The Gift Of A Son…

The Mayor! — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 04:09:39 +0000

An open letter to my son… My oldest child, & only son is celebrating his 12th birthday today. I, on the other hand, am celebrating so much more. For it was he, this incredible, blessed gift, that was my salvation. I had been told I would never have children, after trying everything short of in-vitro. Yet, [...]

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Wordless Wednesday: Father’s Day Edition!

The Mayor! — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 02:02:28 +0000

In teaching The Boy the term “oxymoron” today, I used two examples to get the point across…”fighting for peace”, & “adult male”. The second example brings me to today’s post! Given all the birthday hubbub in Crazy Town this week, Father’s Day tends to take a back seat to the kidlets. To ensure I don’t miss the opportunity [...]

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